The following are highlights from the all out war that raged between the Spirit and he that is now known as The Keeper of Mirth. (The names have been updated and changed to fit the truths of our world today)
Bible 2, multiple chapters from "The Book of Devices"
Chapter 9 And the velcro bracelet (still unexplained... MIRTH???!!!!???) did'st return.....unfortunately.
Chapters 52 through 60 "Fuck you Spirit" Mirth plainly said
Spirit replies, "Well, my goodness mirth. You are quite vulgar aren't you? You cum guzzeling bitch! I just simply hope you rot in hell while maggots feast on your testicles and intestines. But, for now, have a nice day! When will _ _ _, the dazed one become a Rafan? Saturday would be nice"
Mirth: Friday is nice (even nicer than the Spirit's suggested Saturday)
Spirit: Fine you asshole bastard Mirth!!! This means WAR!!!!
Friendship: (In the Elven One's voice) ok, um guys, uh, what's going on, uh could you, uh,behave please,um excuse me,um get along, please.
Spirit: No. Hoo-ha to Friendship and the Chameleon, but to Mirth... vanish into nothing as did the tuna before you! You cock-sucking hair ball of cat tits!" (Then the Spirit sketched Mirth wearing a tu tu.
Chapter 67 Mirth: So did'st the Spirit not appear in Health class because he was affraid of Mirth. (The war rages on)
Chapter 80 Spirit: Mirth... you are nothing but a hairless ape that fucks blind dogs. I'm ashamed to even know of you. What could be lower than the hairy, fly infested, lump of mushy dog shit that you are? Nothing. Nothing at all! I bet if you were ever given the chance you would buttfuck the baboon woman and any of her relatives. To bad you can't (unless you like screwing your cousins!)
Chapter 73 "Some girls like to haveorgasms but don't want to deal with the responsibility of getting pregnant." -Mr. Schani (Health Teacher)
Chapter 84 through 90 Mirth: Gee, Spirit, I wish I could be a slobbering, conceited sister-fucking bastard just like you. Come on, I think that incest is just a wonderfull thing and that you should break up with your girlfriend and sleep with your sister on a regular basis. I mean you've been the one causing all the trouble, not your girlfriend. Haven't you seen that yet? That's why you and your Mom fight so much, because you're so self rightous that no one is ever right but you! Fuck off ok?
Spirit: Darn, Mirth and I thought maybe your brain would be up and working today. Oh well maybe tommorrow.
Mirth: Spirit! You bust my bubble, you cook my corn, you eat my ham, you fuck your pillows! Perhaps if you went to England you could create a better life for yourself as a homeless person. SO THERE!!!
Spirit: Fine Mirth! Your Goddamn Velcro Bracelet is mine!!!!!!! I'm taking it hostage until you come out of the closet, you faggot dog fucker! Have a gerbil. Mirth is a shit!
Friendship: All I am saying is give peace a chance. Come on guys, love eachother.
Spirit: No. Mirth is a lesbian wanna be and has not an ounce of humaniin his AIDS infested blood. He is a festering blister of abnormal size that deserves no respect. Therefore, until I get an apology for Mirth's exsistance and a banana cream pie, the velcro bracelet is my hostage! Let it be known that Mirth has no penis! Sorry Friendship. Let me just say that you are a TRUE friend and I love and I thank you for your help. God bless you. and as for Mirth... UP YOURS! (Then a new book began "The Book of the Birds and the Bees")
Chapter 2 Chameleon: Spirit and Mirth cut that shit out! You guys are all Rafans and we have other stuff to worry about than arguements between each other. So knock it off!!!!! The Chamhas spoken.
Chapter 6 through 13 Spirit: Mirth is nothing but a donkey's boner! Mirth fucks himself while watching Winnie the Pooh and openly admits to it. Mirth is a human blistering pussboy. By the way Mirth.... sorry, I apologize, let's be chummy.
Mirth: Ok Spirit, you can keep the bracelet so I don't have to explain it. By the way, lets be lovers. I've loved you since I met you, will you be mine?
Spirit: No. but we can be friends.
Mirth: Fine then, you make me sad you donkey's ass of a flea. If I can't love you then I can't be your friend. How about a date?
Spirit: You pansy!!!! What the hell??!! What about your inflatable girlfriend and you real life girlfriend?!?!
Mirth: Being Bisexual is fun
Spirit: oh....... have fun.
THE CONTRACT... I The Immortal Sketching Spirit do swear to be friends with the Keeper of Mirth, if he explains the Velcro bracelet.
I The Keeper of Mirth do solemly swear on my honor as a scout that I will always observe and preserve the traditions of the order of the arrow. The bracelet is explained later.
Signed in the blood of the Big Blue Rafan Marker (now deceased) It pleasantly says.... The Spirit and Mirth shall be friends!
Chapter 14 Chameleon: Flipping the pig is easier sober than stoned, Friendship and the Chameleon realized.
Friendship: No Chameleon, flipping the pig is much easier stoned.
Chameleon: No Friendship, it just seems easier because we were stoned!
Friendship: I flipped it on it's feet more when stoned, I counted!
Chameleon: Oh yeah, well you're no Joe, the dazed one! But that's pretty good.
Friendship: Fuck you I color better!
Chameleon: Fuck you I get the doll !!!!!!!........ (and the world continues to spin...)