And so it came to pass that the TOT dids't venture to his humble adobe for this easter holiday. He was delivered to kenosha by his sister, brother-in-law and his three month old niece(Though she diddn't drive at all) Upon arriving at the large green house, our hero dids't do much lounging. In a ceremony involving his whole family, "Die Hard with a Vengence" was sacrificed along with a good portion of their frontal lobes. The not so little TOT, spent the remainder of the evening glutting himself on cheese and crackers and being generally bored off his ass, searching the web, and eventually drifting off into an uneasy stupor. The next afternoon(The TOT does not get up before noon if he can possibly avoid it) Transportation was arranged for the TOT to babysit for his sister, the BOSS. Watching over the young girl for many hours, the TOT tried to encourage her blossoming intelligence. After much practice, the three year old managed to write "I LOVE MOMMY" and "SEAL" and "TOY" with a moderate degree of legibility. The BOSS returned home early declaring that she had "QUIT!!!" due to an unexpected case of urine in the roast beef. By this time The Keeper of Friendship, also home for easter, had come to visit the babysitting TOT. So the pair left the appartment, and drove over to the keeper's house for his parents' birthday party. On the way the two rafans observed hard core porn being watched in the conversion van ahead of them. The keeper and The TOT dids't giggle quiet extensively at the closeup penetration shot on the small television ahead. After following this sex machine for several blocks, the pair ventured into the family party! (dramatic pause) Hoards of the keeper's drunken relatives loudly chattering and some damn fine bean dip. After the parenal units had opened their gift from their dear son,(a miracle thaw) the TOT and The Keeper, went to la maison de TOT, Where, as fortune would have it, all remaining residents had ventured off to Las Vegas.PARTY!!!!! Well, there were no drugs or alcohol, but we had foozball and a mean game of clue. (point of reference. present rafans incuded:The TOT, The Keeper of Friendship, JIMMY DEAN BUD MON KOOLAID JONES!, Fun Chunk, Spoon Girl, and Fuzzy Navel) good times. after the affair TKOF, The TOT and JIMMY DEAN BUD MON KOOLAID JONES! all met at stars and stripes(a greek resurant decked out in red white and blue)for coffee. After failed attempts to find the LSD, The Little Friend caught up with them. At this point (3:00 A.M.) TKOF had to retire for he was going to a brunch with hoards of his hung over relatives. So the rest of the rafans at the restaurant wne to the Boss's appartment, made her get out of bed, and got really,....REALLY....really drunk. Overall, the TOT enjoyed his weekend.


THE END.


I love you all-The TOT